Alright, we officially own everything now. This is a "Beertender", aka a little mini keg holder/tap. Seriously. We were at my mom's, and went into Bed Bath and Beyond and saw this. Thought it was kinda cool, so grammy bought it for us. It's holds 5 liter kegs of Heineken Light. I suppose if we have a bar and a wine fridge, we might as well have a keg, too. Rock on. Party at my place.